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Nurse

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Joke time
« on: January 26, 2010, 05:58:25 PM »
 
>
>         An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of
> hiring an   individual to fill a job opening. After sorting
> through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
> qualified --    an American, a Russian, an Australian and a
> Filipino.
>
>  He decided to call the four in and ask them only
> one question. Their answer would determine who of them would get
> the job.
  
The day came and as the four sat around the
> conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest
> thing you know?"
>
 Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It
> just pops into your   head. There's no warning that it's on the
> way it's just there.
>
  A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>
  "That's very good!" replied the
> interviewer.

 "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the
> Russian.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and
> goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
> thing I know."
>
  "Excellent!" said the interviewer.
> "The blink of an eye, that's
>  a very popular clich´┐1/2 for speed."
>
>  He then turned to George, the Australian who was
> contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch,
> you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.
> When you flip that  switch, way out across the pasture the light in the
> barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I
> can think of."
>
>   The interviewer was very impressed with the third
> answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard
> to beat the speed of light" he said.
>
> Turning to  Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and
> final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio
> replied,  "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir,
> et's obyus to me dat  the fastest thing is Diarrhea."
>
>  "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by
> the response. The others were already giggling in their seats...
>
"Oh, I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader
>  day my tummy was peeling bad and so I  run so fast to the CR, but
>  before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT,
> 'tang ina, sir,
>
>  I had alreydi %$&# in my pants!"
>
> Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at
> Wal-Mart.

 ;D} :ccROFL: A forwarded email

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Re: Joke time
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 07:01:55 PM »
 LOL!

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Re: Joke time
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 09:46:29 AM »
Langyang Eleuterio hahahahahaa!
Tinalo si Queensney, lang binatbat
Naturingan na Dyeneral menedyer ng poultry nya sa loob ng kweba
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA  :LOL!:  :LOL!:  :LOL!:

TY sis nurse muntik ako hikain sa tawa  ;D}
With Love - BLOONY :-*

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Re: Joke time
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 03:47:51 PM »

Well, being a greeter at Walmart beats being an oogly Bucktoothed Nanny in Italy any day. ;DC ;DC

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Re: Joke time
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2010, 12:24:16 AM »
Well, being a greeter at Walmart beats being an oogly Bucktoothed Nanny in Italy any day. ;DC ;DC

Hahahaha you really can't take it ha SWIFT. That people here including the guests are laughing at you.
For all that you are saying against me are not true and what I am saying about you are all true  :ccROFL:  :ccROFL:  :ccROFL:

To see is to believe SWIFT to see is to believe  :wildhappy:
The "oogly Bucktoothed Nanny in Italy" like what you are trying to convince to yourself,
got pictures posted in this board. And it hurts you so much that you can not convince nobody here nyahahahahaha!
 While I have the courage to show what and who I am, you can not produce even a single piece of your
Mangyanese old smurf face in this board. Not even an antique one taken after the world war 2   :LOL!:  :LOL!:  :LOL!:

The audacity of you to call me an old hahahaha when you are the one who is already a senior citizen  ROFL!:  ROFL!:

Haaayy unanong MANGYAN  :LOL!:  :LOL!:
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Queensney

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Re: Joke time
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 06:20:19 PM »
Hahahaha you really can't take it ha SWIFT. That people here including the guests are laughing at you.
For all that you are saying against me are not true and what I am saying about you are all true  :ccROFL:  :ccROFL:  :ccROFL:

To see is to believe SWIFT to see is to believe  :wildhappy:
The "oogly Bucktoothed Nanny in Italy" like what you are trying to convince to yourself,
got pictures posted in this board. And it hurts you so much that you can not convince nobody here nyahahahahaha!
 While I have the courage to show what and who I am, you can not produce even a single piece of your
Mangyanese old smurf face in this board. Not even an antique one taken after the world war 2   :LOL!:  :LOL!:  :LOL!:

The audacity of you to call me an old hahahaha when you are the one who is already a senior citizen  ROFL!:  ROFL!:

Haaayy unanong MANGYAN  :LOL!:  :LOL!:

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Bloony

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Re: Joke time
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 01:58:14 PM »
 :wildhappy: The winner takes it all, the LOSER standing small (because he is short)   :LOL!:
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Re: Joke time
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2010, 03:51:41 PM »
Hahahahaha I can't help meself but laffff  LOL!
To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
       - William M. Thackeray


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Re: Joke time
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 08:37:37 AM »
:wildhappy: The winner takes it all, the LOSER standing small (because he is short)   :LOL!:

Wooweee!!! That's very impressive "HORSEFACE", VERY IMPRESSIVE. That's so original. ;DC ;DC

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Re: Joke time
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 09:34:05 AM »
Wooweee!!! That's very impressive "HORSEFACE", VERY IMPRESSIVE. That's so original. ;DC ;DC

I think you haven't really seen a real HORSEFACE yet Dwarf man.
If you want to see a real one, just look at your face at the mirror.
and for more definition, stare at your wife  :LOL!:  :LOL!:  :LOL!:

CHECKMATE  :yay
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Re: Joke time
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 09:55:55 AM »
I think you haven't really seen a real HORSEFACE yet Dwarf man.
If you want to see a real one, just look at your face at the mirror.
and for more definition, stare at your wife  :LOL!:  :LOL!:  :LOL!:

CHECKMATE  :yay

HORSEFACE. :bored: